Friday, August 7, 2009

Oilei e vacava tiko

They’re all Jezebels and all in the running. Here are their latest thoughts:

Jezebel 1 : I got me a brazillian wax ‘ALL OVER’ under my green blanket. Where’s Epeli the blerry fool ! Must be chasing another young skirt. Doesn’t he realized his ‘vosi’ is all waxed and ready for the tumble at the ‘White House’ bed.

Jezebel 2 : I’d better keep all these under wraps. the time will come when my FF (FuckFranck) husband will run out of ideas, then I can offer myself to his military cabinet in exchange for the ‘White House’. I so very much like to live in that palace.

Jezebel 3 : ‘Oilei e vacava tiko ‘o Tu Ga ! E cava e sega tiko ga kina ni rawa ni keitou lako yani e na ‘White House’ ? Me vatotolo tiko ‘o koya, sa toso tiko na gauna. Na ‘vosi qas’ ‘qo sa viavia oti tiko yani na nona wapelepele, sa vakayagataki tu ga ‘qo me i mimi. Isa ! au nanuma sara na gauna…………………….

Thursday, August 6, 2009

O QO NA KEI ATU!!!

Blogger Yalomatua say's Isa……Ni bula vinaka talatala Atu kei Radini Raijeli sa daumaka vakaoti na nomu drau dau vunataka na vosa ni Kalou…..cecere….lagilagi ia e dua na ka me da sa…… YALOMATUA …….ena kena vakadewa taki na vosa ni Kalou.Me …..MATAU….. ka vaka ga na ka e vakanananu kina na Kalou vei keda.E vinaka ni katakata ka lau ni sa vakadewa taki ia….e dodonu me lako vata toka kei na YALO MATUA kei na VUKU, ka vakabibi nai vakarau ni yalo e vunau taki tiko kina na vosa ni Kalou.Ni sa na yali ga na vakarau ni Yalo Vinaka e biuta na Kalou,sa basika sara e vuqa na qaciqacia,baleca kana laki tukuni sara kina eso na vosa sega soti ni KILIKILI. ME VAKA “NA KEI ATU OQO” SE “TOLU NA DIGO KA TIKO VUA” ya e nomuni ga moni kila ka sega ni dodonu me keimami kila. Me veivuke na Kalou vei kemudrau.Drau veicai

New Methodist targeting the youths who are the future of Fiji

The New Methodist seem to target the youth who are the future of Fiji. The new election date now is 5 years away. Children now 13 years old will be eligible to vote at 18. This is the target group. Adults converting to New Methodists are a bonus. Some older patriarchs of the other denominations standing fast on their faith and forbidding their children and kin towards this new movement will pass away within that time (is this what is hoped?), strongholds on kids broken as a result. The bainimaramaman has been quoted saying he will stand in the next election. This seem to indicate a little confidence that the plan is working if one is to assume that the new methos are coup apologists and this movement is slowly but surely growing. Can we also assume that either or both the Teleniman and his brother Atu will also stand for election with popular vote coming from their followers. So can I assume that this New Methodist Movement is really in actual fact a 5 year election campaign.

All we hear are erotic stories from the bedroom

Blogger Flash say's Well lets just wait and see how far these guys will go with their bragging.There is no substance in their sermons,all we hear are erotic stories from the bedroom.Which is totally true to what the bible says that out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks.

All they do is talk about the wealth that they have accumulated and absolutely nothing based on the word of God.I’m quite surprised at the number of people who are following them

E DUA GA A MECA ME VALA JIKO

E via dua ga a noqu cau lekaleka me baleti rau a turaga vei watini, e dina e sa levu a meca vakasisila e da rogoca ni rau kaya, e vkaevei me da kua sara ni vakayavalati i na meca e rau vunautakina voli baleta sa dina ga kina a vosa ni volatabu ni kaya “e da na kilai ira ga ena vuadra”. Ia sa basika tu a meca e tei vaka jiko. au kaya mada , a meca vkadomobula ni da mai vakadewatakina cala a vosa ni kalou. Sa rauta mera sa vakadrecike a tamata kara vutavuta sara ni mate mera rogoca a vosa ni kalou, baleta gona eso a tamata tawa macala, vakatoto qavokavoka, vakilakila ka vaka vure lua a nodra i vosavosa e tawa macala mada se ra lako tu mai vaka evei ki vuravura i ei? E ta kawa soji ni tamata vinaka.

ATU VULAONO IS IN HOSPITAL

Moderator can you PLEASE confirm whether ATU is in Hospital? Coz’ Raijieli said he is in England….and I can’t find him here. When he comes to England we are ALWAYS the 1st to know – WEKAS?…..Hellooo!

Reliable sources say that he is being admitted @ Ba Mission Hospital! Is it because they cannot afford Private Hospital or is he there to hide from the Public.

Things are finally catchin’ up!

nA LEVU GA NI NOQU LOTU KINA NA LEVU NI NOQU TAUVIMATE

Au kerea ke rawa ni rauta mada na vunau wavoki baleta sa rui vakasosa………..To everybody i once join that Niu mecotisi church in 2005 nd Its not right……….Na levu ga ni noqu lotu kina na levu ni noqu tauvimate baleta o talatala Aturina e levu ga na nona vakaqarai lavo vei ira na leweni lotu…………..Au kerei Atu ga me lako ga e nakoro me lai tei vaki na tavioka……………..

ILIANA NOW A MEMBER OF NEW METHODIST

ILIANA…STOP ALL THE LIES…SA RAUTA MADA NA LASU …SA VAKASISILA MAI NA KA NI LASUTAKA TIKO E NA VANUA QO KA .NI KAUTA TIKO MAI VEI NA NOMUNI INFORMATION…O IKO O BIUTA NA NEW-METHODIST BALETA NI O SA BESETAKA GA NA VOSATAKI VAKADOONU SE VAKACAVA…NA TAMATA E LOTU E DODONU ME VOSOTA NA KA E VUNAUTAKI MAI…DUA GA VEI RUA ..BESETAKA SE O SE KITAKA TIKO GA NA KA E VUNAUTAKI TIKO MAI KA SE DREDRE ME BIU LAIVI…
VAKCAVA MO GOLE MADA GA KI NOMUDOU MO LAKI TEI TAVIOKA ME RAWA NI DOU KANA KINA..O TALATALA ATU E SA CAKAVA TIKO E DUA NA KA E RAWA NI BIU MAI KINA NA TAVIOKA E NA DELA NI NONA TEPELI….HE DON’T NEED TO PLANT TO GET HIS FOOD..GOD THE PROVIDER [JEHOVAH JAIRE] IS PROVIDING HIM FOOD..WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE HIM..HE IS DOING WHAT GOD WANT’S HIM TO DO TO FIJI…AND THAT IS TO BRING THE NATION TO GOD….I DON’T KNOW WHETHER ALL THE PEOPLE OF FIJI HAVE EARS TO HEAR OR SOME OF THEM DON’T HAVE EARS…THEY DON’T EVEN LISTEN TO THE BULA FM AND WATCH THE DVD…MAN PIPOL …WAKE UP..CHRIST IS ABOUT TO COME…STOP ALL THIS NON-SENSE…DRINKING KAVA…SMOKING…DRINKING BEER..MY GOD WHY ON EARTH …DO WE FIJIANS ARE SO THIC TO UNDERSTAND FIJIANS…AND THE ONLY THING WE ARE DOING IS BACK-STABBING ONE ANOTHER…
I WAS A METHODIST MEMBER BUT I AM A NEW-METHODIST NOW …WHY ..BECOZ I KNOW THE TRUTH AND YOU KNOW WHAT…THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE…AND NOW I AM YAQONA FREE…SMOKING FREE…LIQOUR FREE…WHY BECOZ OF HIS PREACHING…THANX TO HIM…NO ONE IN THE METHODIST CHURCH PREACH ABOUT YAQONA..WHY BECOZ THEY ARE THE ONE THAT STILL COBOTA TIKO…MAN YOU HAVE TO GROW UP PIPOL..TRY AND PRACTISE WHAT YOU PREACH…HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU SAY IN THE COLUMN ..STOP ALL THE FUSS.. AND PLIZ MAKE SOME SENSE IN TO YOUR HEAD..T…HANK YOU

ATU VAKATUSAI IKO VEI VITI

Vei kemudrau na turaga veiwatini, o Atu kei Raijieli, na Kalou eda qarava tiko na Kalou rakorako, savasava ka 100% ena veika kece.
O keda na lewena eda na rokataka tikoga na Kalou eda qarava tiko. Kevaka eda tauca tiko eso nai vosavosa e sabalia ka sega ni rakorako, ia sa vakaraitaki ga ni Kalou eda qarava. Vei kemudrau na turaga veiwatini, sa dodonu mo drau vakatutusa e Viti, ni drau vakacalai ira tiko na luvei Viti era bau gadreva tu mera kila na vinaka ni Kalou qo.
Drau sa vakacala tiko e vuqa na yalo era gagadre bula vua na Kalou ena vuku ni veika drau kaburaka wavoki tiko.
Sa vinaka na kena vakasaqarai tiko na matanitu ni Kalou, IA me wasei ga vakadodonu na savasava ni vosa ni Kalou baleta nira sa Kalou savasava.